10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)