10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "No river, no fish."