10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus