10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it