10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.