10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.