10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.