10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.