10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm