10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack