10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.