10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack