10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger