10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- im going to 2 out you to death
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.