10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.