10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?