10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek