10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm