10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe