10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen