10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.