10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- It's Free To Fold...
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.