10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare