10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs