10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs