10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.