10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.