10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)