10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.