10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986