10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs