10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "No river, no fish."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.