10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.