10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.