10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed