10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.