10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Fold and live to fold again
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.