10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.