10 Random Poker Quotes

Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
"Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo