10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio