10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "No river, no fish."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo