10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Fook the floosh droo!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant