10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• It's Free To Fold...
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth