10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen