10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is for loners.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez