10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion