10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.