10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.