10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare