10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders